10 Biggest Little Napoleon Complexes in Sports

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732923114897186635.post-24271905201186138272008-07-01T08:30:00.013-05:002008-10-03T18:42:44.800-05:002008-10-03T18:42:44.800-05:0010 Biggest Little Napoleon Complexes in SportsIn the sports world, which is dominated by size, there are bound to be a few figures lacking such girth. Just look at Nate Robinson. But which ten sports figures have the biggest little<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex"> Napoleon complexes</a>? Here's the list! 10. Daniel Snyder Dan Snyder is a little guy who made it big, made big bucks, and now owns the Washington Redskins. He spends like he has something to prove, always pursuing big-named free agents and high-priced coaches. Who cares if <a href="http://sportsbybrooks.com/dan-snyder-steals-players-tickets-then-hires-five-bodyguards-14738">he needs five body guards</a> to follow his every move? 9. Jon Gruden Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden is intense and, at times, "verbally abusive" towards his players (<a href="http://undraftedfreeagent.blogspot.com/2008/06/jeff-garcia-frustrated-with-contract.html">and quarterbacks</a>). How does Lincoln Kennedy, who played under Gruden in Oakland, view his former coach? "I'm 6-foot-7 and he's 5-foot-nothing. He's got the little scrunched up face, he takes shots at you ... to me, it's funny. It's hilarious when a little guy wants to rule the world," Kennedy said. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo24FqJCJI/AAAAAAAAAaU/dRZgWBEAoPk/s1600-h/Gruden.Jon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo24FqJCJI/AAAAAAAAAaU/dRZgWBEAoPk/s320/Gruden.Jon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218043455481645202" border="0" /></a>8. Juan Pablo Montoya Listed at 5-foot-6, 159-pounds, NASCAR' racer Juan Pablo Montoya is a wee height-challenged man. He ignores that fact and gets feisty when a large camera man pops out of nowhere. <a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0cGP-sF5SFw&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0cGP-sF5SFw&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0cGP-sF5SFw&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0cGP-sF5SFw&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0cGP-sF5SFw&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! 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Tom Cruise No list of little guys who think too highly of themselves and their self-worth can be complete without Tom Cruise. If you need a sports connection, look at his roles. He played a sports agent and a race car driver. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo1iPl6F1I/AAAAAAAAAZ8/YfNx_oMq8js/s1600-h/Cruise.Tom.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo1iPl6F1I/AAAAAAAAAZ8/YfNx_oMq8js/s320/Cruise.Tom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218041980679493458" border="0" /></a>6. Danica Patrick Sure, there may be other psychological or biological causes of Danica's tantrum. I'll just say this one has to do with her exaggerated view of herself. <a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/yCk8F9jofpo&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/yCk8F9jofpo&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/yCk8F9jofpo&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/yCk8F9jofpo&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/yCk8F9jofpo&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! 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important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/yCk8F9jofpo&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/yCk8F9jofpo&hl=en"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yCk8F9jofpo&hl=en"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yCk8F9jofpo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> What is with racers? 5. Eddie Gaedel Standing in at 3-foot-4, Eddie Gaedel is famous for being the shortest player in MLB history. But here's a little known fact: he had a temper. When he was walked on four straight pitches, the opposing second baseman laughed as Gaedel strolled down to first. The very next pitch, a double play ball was hit to the shortstop. Gaedel spiked the second baseman, breaking up the double play. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo1iR88jrI/AAAAAAAAAaE/kwSqCUtwnc4/s1600-h/Gaedel.Eddie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo1iR88jrI/AAAAAAAAAaE/kwSqCUtwnc4/s320/Gaedel.Eddie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218041981312994994" border="0" /></a>If you believe that, oh boy, do I have a deal for you! 4. T.J. Ford T.J. Ford is 5-foot-11, 160 pounds, and susceptible to injury. 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Ford. 3. David Stern David Stern is one of the more effective commissioners in professional sports (there isn't much competition, remember) ; the NBA is as profitable as ever. That being said, at some point (around the time Ron Artest flipped out), Stern became power-crazed and decided that the NBA was his league. He rules over the league like a tyrant, handing out suspensions for minor scuffles or making controlling new policies. How was absolute power placed in the hands of this diminutive man? In other news, David Stern and his pal Clay Bennett have <a href="http://undraftedfreeagent.blogspot.com/2008/07/sonics-officially-ripped-away-from.html">successfully killed basketball in Seattle</a> after <a href="http://undraftedfreeagent.blogspot.com/2008/04/e-mails-prove-clay-bennett-is-lying.html">years of trying</a>. 2. Ed Wade Hey, did you hear former Astros pitcher Shawn Chacon grabbed GM Ed Wade by the neck and threw him to the ground!?!?? While Chacon was wrong, Wade does have a history of a Napoleonic history. According to <a href="http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php/?p=31650&cat=172#more-31650">Randy Miller</a>, stories of Wade's tantrums were shared by players and team employees alike. In 2005, Wade became upset in a meeting and threw a chair in Charlie Manuel's office, breaking two of its legs. As for the Chacon incident, he escalated the situation when he lost his temper and cursed at the pitcher. The reason for Wade's anger? Chacon failed to respect his supreme authority by ignoring his request for a meeting. Wade seems to forget that he is this guy. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo15zq5l0I/AAAAAAAAAaM/hjMdgHp--iA/s1600-h/Wade.Ed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo15zq5l0I/AAAAAAAAAaM/hjMdgHp--iA/s320/Wade.Ed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218042385501099842" border="0" /></a>1. Nate Robinson Has anyone ever fit the Napoleon complex bill better than Nate Robinson? At 5-foot-9, he is plenty short enough, especially compared to other NBA players. In the overcompensation department, "Nate the Great" always tries to act tough in an attempt to mask his height. He picked a fight with J.R. Smith, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/02202008/sports/knicks/randolph__robinson_in_skirmish_98482.htm">quarreled with fellow Knick Zach Randolph</a>, <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/nba/nate-robinson-naked-shower-jumper-143599.php">fought with a naked Malik Rose</a> in the shower, and <a href="http://www.nyyankeefans.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17429">went after Jerome James with a broom</a>. We get it, Nate. You can fight bigger guys without getting killed! <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo1IOOZv-I/AAAAAAAAAZ0/oCOiito07Ak/s1600-h/Robinson.Nate.Napoleon.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SGo1IOOZv-I/AAAAAAAAAZ0/oCOiito07Ak/s400/Robinson.Nate.Napoleon.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218041533635870690" border="0" /></a>Did I forget a notable Napoleon complex? Leave a comment! Tell me I'm an idiot!Drew H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13306902530911685568noreply@blogger.com19